Although none of them admit it. Moreover - if you present this list to a girl, she will vehemently deny everything. Don't trust her. Trust no one... Not even yourself. So any lady does the following.

Having sex on the first date

And by the way, it's not too much good sign. Most likely, she realized that you won’t be able to have a serious relationship, but, as they say, even a tuft of wool from a chic sheep. Yes, we changed the saying a little so as not to offend anyone.

Looking through messages on her boyfriend's phone

Even the most honest girl breaks down sooner or later. Perhaps the hormones are to blame, which whisper in her ear in nasty thin voices: “Come on, look what he keeps in his magic talking box!” (Obviously, the hormones are not too tech-savvy and don't know the word "telephone").

Writes on Instagram about going to the gym / running a marathon / swimming across the Suez Canal, and then doesn’t do it

And what is the point of doing something now if the 237 likes missing for happiness have already been received in advance? It's better to lie on the couch. And let Suez wait!

Pissing in the shower

Thought you were the only one so resourceful?

Sitting aimlessly on social media for hours

Studying the chronicle and looking at the photo of the elder sister of the second wife ex boyfriend, or other people to whom it has a very indirect relationship.

Watching porn

It is she who only pretends to you that “double penetration” is a horror, what is it and stop talking about this muck. In fact, girls know how to search for the porn section they are interested in with the same speed with which you made the bed in the army.

Crying in the car listening to sad music

And it's also great if at this moment it's raining outside the window. And drops crawl on the glass, and James Blunt hysterically screams from somewhere in the trunk ... How sad life is ... Stop honking, I see that it's green! Now let's go!

Taking a selfie

Because only a selfie can convey all her unearthly beauty at once - with bulging lips, a sloping forehead and fluffy hair on the sides.

Imagine what it would look like to be pregnant with her belly sticking out

The effect of pregnancy is easily achieved after overeating prunes or by putting foreign objects under the jacket, such as a pillow or a cat passing by. For what? Because it looks exciting and strange at the same time - quite a reason.

Putting off shaving your legs for as long as possible

And what? You're on a business trip, the cat doesn't care. Plus, there's something sinister and alluring about feeling like Chewbacca before reverting back to your usual glamorous baldness.

Planning an imaginary wedding

"So. We will put Aunt Sonya away from the string quartet, she is allergic to violin dust. And Aunt Sarah won't live, poor thing. You need to order at least three baskets of petals ... ”- the girl thinks something like this, returning from her first date. Unless, of course, she likes you.

Fake orgasm

And then she assures that she never has to pretend with you. I'm sorry.

Writes his first name next to your last name

You never know how life will turn out and it’s better to check whether the name Angela will adorn the name Demidova-Rappoport.

provokes a scandal

For example, in a store. Because in the morning she felt that the whole world was against her. And now, when she discovered that the daikon in the grocery department was stale, her guess was confirmed. Call the manager!

eats pizza

Whole. One. Then, under the cover of darkness, he takes out a large square cardboard evidence with dried crusts helplessly flopping inside.

Takes screenshots of friends' posts

And sends it to real friends to engage in collective slander.

Sending her nude photos to different men

Checks if you are compatible according to the horoscope

Before you have time to say “What are your plans for the evening?”, And she will already know how Cancer is combined with Aries, Tiger with Dragon, and Ash with Poplar.

Always wears the same bra

And those lace threads in which she is periodically wrapped to please you, this is, so to speak, a front door, a day off. And, as a rule, wildly uncomfortable. Not like an immortal washed-out bra that has survived more than one generation of boyfriends.

Keeps commemorative bus tickets

Or a brochure from the serpentarium where you went on your first date.

Experiencing groundless demonic jealousy

“Okay, you claim to have been fishing. Why, then, do you smell like fish and are covered in slime?! Yeah, got it?!" Deny everything. Or pretend to be dead. She'll get over it soon. These are hormones. At least in the end, it is on them that the girl will blame everything.

Discusses with her friends the size of the jade rods of her ex

And sometimes current. I'm sorry.

Fantasizes about sex with a much older man

With young people and peers, everything is more or less clear. And what is interesting ... Okay, let's go, it doesn't matter. Even though…

Admire your own breasts

Women's breasts fascinate women no less than men. Whatever one may say, these are two absolutely amazing and beautiful creatures. Both belong to her. Miracle.

I read, flipped through, and even looked at "50 Shades of Grey"

Yes, she just defended her dissertation on the topic “The Bronte Sisters and Their Absence in Nekrasov’s Early Works” and became a candidate of philological sciences. But when Christian Gray enters Anastasia Steele, the degrees, heads bowed, meekly retreat.

Claims this photo is #unfiltered

Think!

Looking at herself in the mirror when she cries

Sobbing out loud and rubbing tears into her cheeks, the girl still manages to crawl to the mirror. She peers into her face, distorted by mental pain and the climax of PMS. How beautiful she is! And defenseless! Especially when crying.

Imagine what your children will look like

Even the girl most in love with a single man cannot deny herself such a harmless pleasure as an imaginary selection of males. “So, if my ears are with Seryozha’s hair, then you will get a great girl. But not a boy! The boy is needed from Kolya - his back is wide and his height is good. How is that The game Sims, but completely in 3D.

Lisping with his pet

Of course, she knows that in front of her is not a human cub, but a large herbivorous lizard of the iguana family. But all the same, he stretches out his hands and asks, “Who wants to take our hands?”

Occasionally dating an ex

With the one who was anathematized by all her friends, after he managed to break already broken heart girls four more times. And even if now she is in a stable adult relationship full of mutual respect, but no, no, yes, she will throw herself into the arms of this Beelzebub. Because without it, well, quite boring.

SHAMEFUL

SHAMEFUL

SHAMEFUL, shameful, shameful; shameful, shameful, shameful (book). Reprehensible, shameful. Shameful act. "To good and evil shamefully indifferent." Lermontov .

Explanatory Dictionary of Ushakov. D.N. Ushakov. 1935-1940.

See what "SHAMED" is in other dictionaries:

Shameful, scandalous, shameful; shameful, scandalous, inglorious. Ant. glorious, commendable Dictionary of Russian synonyms. shameful, see shameful Dictionary of synonyms of the Russian language. Practical guide. M.: Russian language. Z. E. Alek ... Synonym dictionary

SHAME, oh, oh; den, bottom (high). Such a one should be ashamed, shameful. P. deed. Shameful lie. | noun shame, and, wives. Explanatory dictionary of Ozhegov. S.I. Ozhegov, N.Yu. Shvedova. 1949 1992 ... Explanatory dictionary of Ozhegov

App. One to be ashamed of; causing a feeling of shame; shameful. Explanatory Dictionary of Ephraim. T. F. Efremova. 2000... Modern Dictionary Russian language Efremova

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shameful- post ydny; briefly shape den, bottom ... Russian spelling dictionary

shameful- kr.f. posts/den, posts/bottom, bottom, bottoms; posts/day… Spelling Dictionary of the Russian Language

shameful- Syn: shameful, scandalous, shameful Ant: glorious, commendable ... Thesaurus of Russian business vocabulary

Aya, oh; den, bottom, bottom. One to be ashamed of; shameful. P th lie. P. deed. Second war. P oh escape. Oh slavery. Oh cowardice. ◁ Shameful, adv. P. run away from the enemy. P. cowardly. * Indifferent to good and evil (Lermontov). ... ... encyclopedic Dictionary

shameful- oh, oh; den, bottom, bottom. see also shameful, shameful, in a shameful way Such as one should be ashamed of; shameful. P th lie. Posts / one act. Second war... Dictionary of many expressions

shameful- by / shame / n / th ... Morphemic spelling dictionary

Books

• Reboot. Manhattan Transfer, Fedor A. Chernin. In the life of a creative intellectual, usually on Saturday and Sunday mornings, there is a specific state between sleep and reality, presence and non-presence. That's what it's called...
• Hearth of guilt, Ogorodnikova T.A. Young beautiful girl, a successful businessman, a talented sought-after artist. They are very different, but one thing unites them - each of these people will die soon. The diagnosis is not established, but death ...

When I was five years old, I was kicked out and asked to be taken away forever from kindergarten. And not because I refused to wear pantyhose in order to maintain the image of a real man, and not even because I ignored the quiet time as such by singing cartoon songs and inciting the entire group to fight with pillows. They kicked me out because I took the whole group for a walk in a nearby park, taking advantage of the fact that the nanny and the teacher were carried away by sharing sausages intended for feeding the group. And neither the fact that I brought the group back exactly at midday did not save me from expulsion, nor the fact that we walked around the park in orderly rows, breaking into pairs and not disturbing public order. But exile is only the beginning of the chain of my deep fall.

Due to the busyness of my parents and the absence of other kindergartens in the district, I was mostly at home with a teddy bear without a right hind leg, a one-eyed bald doll and a plastic model of a Maxim machine gun, which delightfully crackled, imitating shooting. Sometimes I was entrusted to the girl Lesya, a neighbor of about twelve years old, with whose brother I was friends. In this case, she simply took me with her and went about her business.
That day, business took us to the bakery. The assortment of the bakery was small, but it smelled so much of buns and vanilla that my involuntary salivation starts just from the memories. And in addition to bread, Lesya from humanism, so that I would not ask many questions, bought me a rich bun. And I walked down the street, ate a bun, and life seemed delicious, like in a park with carousels and ice cream. Because there were no adults around, forcing every five minutes to tuck a shirt into shorts and pull up "socks". I walked almost alone, like an adult, in a loose shirt and ate the most delicious bun in the world.
And Lesya, looking at my contagious happiness, asked me to bite off the bun, which she bought me.
And then I screwed up. I showed my whole being. I answered "no" and pressed the bun with both hands to my chest, exposing my elbows. In silence, we reached the house, and just as silently I was launched into my apartment.
Lesya left, and I stood with the remnants of a bun in the room, and did not understand where happiness had gone. I had a bun, but the mood that she gave was not there. There was shame for his own greed and understanding that nothing could be fixed. That I will die with the stigma of the greedy. But then I did not find the strength to go to Lesya and apologize.
And now I find it.
Lesya! Forgive me for this childish selfishness. I have grown and improved. And I drew the right conclusions from that act.

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